This post comes a bit late because it supposed to be up like in the middle of March.
But before I knew it, it's already April.
Ya, today is 1 April 2009. 60 days more to ACCA Examination. Well this is just a reminder for myself in case i forget about it.
Things that happen during March for your info:
Projek Warga.
My 1st presentation project in 3 years ever since I join ACCA eventhough I am not doing the presentation on stage. Given an opportunity to deal with Bahasa Malaysia for the 1st time after like more than 6 years because the language used is BM.
It reminds me of my older days. It reminds me of my first public appearance on stage when I was 6; my 1st story-telling when I was 7; my 1st public speaking experience when I was 11. And also my 1st drama appearance when I was 14.
When I looked at my friends practising prior to the competition, it brought back a lot of my memories when I was still very young.
Well, I realised I was actually a very active boy last time. LOL.
Progress Test 2.
Normal routine of Sunway ACCA. Nothing special about it.
Sunway ACCA Nite.
Attend for the 1st time during my 3 years in Sunway. My last similar event was the Asean Dance. Everyone around me was, to some extent, quite high on that night. In the midst of the shouting and cheering, I realised I no longer feel excitement anymore.
激情过后，一切总归平淡。
Mr. Goh singled me out to tell me that all my good frens are not my true fren today. Haha. It seemed that my frens' prank din work out the way they wanted.
Major Arcana. The Hanged Man, XII.
This is the card that I picked long time ago. So long that I even forget that this is my fate.
Today is April's Fool day. So i think it's ok to be a fool today.
Happy April's Fool Day!
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
February's Random
Today is 19 Feb 2009.
For more than 1 month I've not been updating. It's not because I am lazy, not because I'm busy;
It's because the place I stay now has no internet access.
I feel that I am myself when it's at night. It's when in the darkness I feel safe to take down my mask and get back the real me. Probably that's the time when I don't have any nonsense in my mind.
Tranquility.
ACCA results are out. It seems that I'll have chance to graduate by end of June.
If I passed the remaining 4 papers. LOL! Seems so impossible.
I used to talk about politic, and you know that. But I feel it's getting nowhere. After the "Jumper" incident that happen in Perak, I think that I overestimated myself. I always thought that I know the current situation well, but it turns out that actually I am very blur.
Nobody is your friend or your enemy forever. How true!
So, maybe I should talk about what I know next time. Accounting and Business maybe?
Sold rose during Valentine's day. 1st time experience in wrapping flower. Just hope that people that bought roses from me can bear with it.
I am still learning to do biscotti. Next time would be my 13th attempt.
So, do you plan to tell me what have you put inside last time besides vanilla extract? I can never make the biscotti taste like that.
Even if you don't tell me, I am confident that I am able to find out myself. Then I shall bring the biscotti to see you, along with your favourite mandheling.
That, will be, maybe after my 50th attempt.
For more than 1 month I've not been updating. It's not because I am lazy, not because I'm busy;
It's because the place I stay now has no internet access.
I feel that I am myself when it's at night. It's when in the darkness I feel safe to take down my mask and get back the real me. Probably that's the time when I don't have any nonsense in my mind.
Tranquility.
ACCA results are out. It seems that I'll have chance to graduate by end of June.
If I passed the remaining 4 papers. LOL! Seems so impossible.
I used to talk about politic, and you know that. But I feel it's getting nowhere. After the "Jumper" incident that happen in Perak, I think that I overestimated myself. I always thought that I know the current situation well, but it turns out that actually I am very blur.
Nobody is your friend or your enemy forever. How true!
So, maybe I should talk about what I know next time. Accounting and Business maybe?
Sold rose during Valentine's day. 1st time experience in wrapping flower. Just hope that people that bought roses from me can bear with it.
I am still learning to do biscotti. Next time would be my 13th attempt.
So, do you plan to tell me what have you put inside last time besides vanilla extract? I can never make the biscotti taste like that.
Even if you don't tell me, I am confident that I am able to find out myself. Then I shall bring the biscotti to see you, along with your favourite mandheling.
That, will be, maybe after my 50th attempt.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Bla Bla 2009
Haven't updated for 2 months. This blog is so unfamiliar to me that I almost forgot its existence. I am seriously thinking of applying streamyx for the house in my hometown. More than 1 month of no internet life made me feel like disconnected from the world.
December last year was wedding's peak period. Everyone around me seemed to be rushing to get married before 2008 ends. I wonder whether they feel 2009 might not be a good year ahead.
Well I am very hopeful towards 2009 because the previous year 2008 was so bad that it could not get worse.
Economic recession? Well it's the aftermath of 2008 and got nothing to do with 2009.
Toll price increase? That bunch of draculas are already there for a long time, even before I was born. And their presence are legal and protected by the law.
The war in Gaza? Come on, they have already been fighting since they exist. It's useless to wish that there will be peace as it will never come true. The prologue of WorldWar3 has already started, but in the form that we are not familiar with.
Barrack Obama said " Yes, We Can Change". But I dunno whether we have the ability to change and what can we change.
I watch The Matrix again on TV for like after 10 years. Then I realised that we need much more courage than this to change, to fight with our fate.
This entry is a bit in a mess, just like my mind now, and I think the world too.
And I am now sitting in the college foyer, typing all this mess for like 3 hours.
Nice and peaceful Sunday morning, eventhough there is no hot chicks in the foyer at this time.
Oh ya, Happy New Year to everyone, very late but better than never.
December last year was wedding's peak period. Everyone around me seemed to be rushing to get married before 2008 ends. I wonder whether they feel 2009 might not be a good year ahead.
Well I am very hopeful towards 2009 because the previous year 2008 was so bad that it could not get worse.
Economic recession? Well it's the aftermath of 2008 and got nothing to do with 2009.
Toll price increase? That bunch of draculas are already there for a long time, even before I was born. And their presence are legal and protected by the law.
The war in Gaza? Come on, they have already been fighting since they exist. It's useless to wish that there will be peace as it will never come true. The prologue of WorldWar3 has already started, but in the form that we are not familiar with.
Barrack Obama said " Yes, We Can Change". But I dunno whether we have the ability to change and what can we change.
I watch The Matrix again on TV for like after 10 years. Then I realised that we need much more courage than this to change, to fight with our fate.
This entry is a bit in a mess, just like my mind now, and I think the world too.
And I am now sitting in the college foyer, typing all this mess for like 3 hours.
Nice and peaceful Sunday morning, eventhough there is no hot chicks in the foyer at this time.
Oh ya, Happy New Year to everyone, very late but better than never.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
The Story Of Mr. Alor
There is this one guy.
He is born in Malaysia and of course he is a Malaysian. And as usual, he has a typical Malaysian kind of name-- Alor.
Mr. Alor dunno why he is named like that. He just know that since he was born, everyone called him Alor. He did not like this name. Unfortunately he had no choice but to stick with it.
As Mr. Alor became older, the more he disliked his name. Everytime he went on holiday tours to other countries using "company's money", he meets with different people from different countries. The more he went outstation, the more he disliked his name.
Finally, after the 15th "holiday tour" and spending nearly RM1.5 mil, he had enough and decided that it's time to change his name.
Now, the question is, change to what name?
Mr. Alor cracked his head for days and nights. He even had a committee to help to get him a new name. It cannot be James, George, Ronaldo, Obama and stuffs like that because he had met enough of them. He wanted something special. A name that will make him feel superior over the others. A name that will make him proud of himself.
Suddenly, a movie posters caught his attention. It's "Superman Returns". It enlightened him.
Therefore, his new name would be named after VENUS a.k.a KEJORA.
What's more special and superior than having a "non-earth name"? Mr. Kejora and his committee members were very excited for this new name thingy and can't wait to share with the whole world about this.
The outcome is really unpleasant. At least for Mr. Kejora.
Everyone around him were against his decision of changing names. His boss dun like it, his friends dun appreciate it, his neighbours dun understand it, even strangers were criticising it.
He forgot that eventhough he thinks that he comes from other planet, he is still living on earth. He is still in Malaysia which has its own culture.
After facing much pressure, especially coming from his boss, Mr. Kejora had no choice but to give in and used back the name that he disliked--Alor.
In Mr. Alor's mind, he was still wondering why changing his name to Kejora was so difficult.
His final conclusion: Most probably the people in Malaysia and on Earth were just jealous about the fact that he is a superman who comes from Venus.
He is born in Malaysia and of course he is a Malaysian. And as usual, he has a typical Malaysian kind of name-- Alor.
Mr. Alor dunno why he is named like that. He just know that since he was born, everyone called him Alor. He did not like this name. Unfortunately he had no choice but to stick with it.
As Mr. Alor became older, the more he disliked his name. Everytime he went on holiday tours to other countries using "company's money", he meets with different people from different countries. The more he went outstation, the more he disliked his name.
Finally, after the 15th "holiday tour" and spending nearly RM1.5 mil, he had enough and decided that it's time to change his name.
Now, the question is, change to what name?
Mr. Alor cracked his head for days and nights. He even had a committee to help to get him a new name. It cannot be James, George, Ronaldo, Obama and stuffs like that because he had met enough of them. He wanted something special. A name that will make him feel superior over the others. A name that will make him proud of himself.
Suddenly, a movie posters caught his attention. It's "Superman Returns". It enlightened him.
Therefore, his new name would be named after VENUS a.k.a KEJORA.
What's more special and superior than having a "non-earth name"? Mr. Kejora and his committee members were very excited for this new name thingy and can't wait to share with the whole world about this.
The outcome is really unpleasant. At least for Mr. Kejora.
Everyone around him were against his decision of changing names. His boss dun like it, his friends dun appreciate it, his neighbours dun understand it, even strangers were criticising it.
He forgot that eventhough he thinks that he comes from other planet, he is still living on earth. He is still in Malaysia which has its own culture.
After facing much pressure, especially coming from his boss, Mr. Kejora had no choice but to give in and used back the name that he disliked--Alor.
In Mr. Alor's mind, he was still wondering why changing his name to Kejora was so difficult.
His final conclusion: Most probably the people in Malaysia and on Earth were just jealous about the fact that he is a superman who comes from Venus.
Monday, October 27, 2008
The Reasoning Behind All The Sex Scandals
I heard about a story recently.
Once a upon a time, during a session in the parliament, Tunku Abdul Rahman challenged all the MPs to raise up their hand if any of them never had committed adultery before. The end result is that nobody raised up their hand then besides 1 chinese MP.
This story was told by Mr. Tun Ling, ex-president of MCA.
The moral of the story, according to Tun Ling, was that every man sitting at high position in this world has too much energy left over, thus they have to find different ways to release these "energy".
And of course, at the end of his story-telling, Tun Ling said he is not one of them.
Set aside the reliability of the content of the story, it really gives me a new perspective regarding all the famous sex scandals that happened in the long past and recently.
Politic Region
US President--J.F.Kennedy and Bill Clinton
Malaysia ex-Health Minister--Dato Chua Soi Lek
Malaysia c-4 Man-- ?????(unknown figutive)
Celebrity Region
X-Files Actor-- David Duchovny
HK Actor-- Edison Chan
Student Region?!
LimKokWing University--1 guy, 2 girls
(And the list will sure go on and on + those not surfacing yet.)
So, based on my knowledge from the incidents above and by cross-referencing with the message that Tun Ling tried to convey, I had come up with few conclusions on sex scandal.
1. Every man in this world is "naughty" naturally.
2. Every man in this world sure will commit adultery, the matter is whether it is revealed or not. 3. If the man apologize after you have done "something wrong", most likely you will be forgiven.
4. Besides wealth and high position in the society, every man in this world must equip themselves with other skills professional skills eg. photoshooting, video recording in order to capture the girl in this world.
5. Girls in this world will normally like men that are "naughty" and "bad".
And again, respected Tun Ling is not included in the list of the man in this world. He is the only pure soul in this world, not committing the "wrong thing" that every man in this world will do.
Now, I know why no girls like me already.
It is because I have no money, I am a nobody, I dunno photography, and most importantly, I am not naughty.
Shit! Like that I become like Tun Ling already.
No no. I am not refering to myself.
Once a upon a time, during a session in the parliament, Tunku Abdul Rahman challenged all the MPs to raise up their hand if any of them never had committed adultery before. The end result is that nobody raised up their hand then besides 1 chinese MP.
This story was told by Mr. Tun Ling, ex-president of MCA.
The moral of the story, according to Tun Ling, was that every man sitting at high position in this world has too much energy left over, thus they have to find different ways to release these "energy".
And of course, at the end of his story-telling, Tun Ling said he is not one of them.
Set aside the reliability of the content of the story, it really gives me a new perspective regarding all the famous sex scandals that happened in the long past and recently.
Politic Region
US President--J.F.Kennedy and Bill Clinton
Malaysia ex-Health Minister--Dato Chua Soi Lek
Malaysia c-4 Man-- ?????(unknown figutive)
Celebrity Region
X-Files Actor-- David Duchovny
HK Actor-- Edison Chan
Student Region?!
LimKokWing University--1 guy, 2 girls
(And the list will sure go on and on + those not surfacing yet.)
So, based on my knowledge from the incidents above and by cross-referencing with the message that Tun Ling tried to convey, I had come up with few conclusions on sex scandal.
1. Every man in this world is "naughty" naturally.
2. Every man in this world sure will commit adultery, the matter is whether it is revealed or not. 3. If the man apologize after you have done "something wrong", most likely you will be forgiven.
4. Besides wealth and high position in the society, every man in this world must equip themselves with other skills professional skills eg. photoshooting, video recording in order to capture the girl in this world.
5. Girls in this world will normally like men that are "naughty" and "bad".
And again, respected Tun Ling is not included in the list of the man in this world. He is the only pure soul in this world, not committing the "wrong thing" that every man in this world will do.
Now, I know why no girls like me already.
It is because I have no money, I am a nobody, I dunno photography, and most importantly, I am not naughty.
Shit! Like that I become like Tun Ling already.
No no. I am not refering to myself.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
New Hero Of DOTE
There is this New Hero in WarCraft 4-DOTE (Defense of the Economy) which really impress me. I believe it is the strongest ever hero being created.
Hero Name: M'SIA FINANCE MINISTRY
Primary Damage: 75-90 CHAOS DAMAGE (Weapon Equiped--Incoming UMNO President)
Armor: 50 (UMNO Shield--Damage reduction 90%)
Strength: 66.1
Intelligence: 25.3
Agility: 7.4
Both RANGED and MELEE HERO
Skill No. 1 : Self-Hypnosis.
Just last week, when most of the countries in the world like US, UK, Australia, including our best neighbour Singapore announced that they are planning to come out ways to raise fund to help to save the current market crisis, the Finance Ministry tried to hypnotize everyone that Malaysia is doing good, Malaysia got good corporate governance, Malaysia has no worries, Malaysia this, Malaysia that.... This phenomenon is called entering into "self-protection mode". Normally, this will happen alongside with selectively forgetful disease.
Description: You can enter into "Berserk" state, increase your damage by 20%, makes you think that you "BOLEH"(capable) in doing anything.
Cooldown: Unlimited Use
Rating: 7/10
Skill No. 2: Attitude-Changing (as fast as the weather and some say as women)
1 week later, out of really sudden, the Finance Ministry is coming out with a "3-course meal" menu including the RM5 Billion "borrowed" from KWSP(where all your precious EPF money are stored) to invest in the famous but very unknown and as secretive as the Mafia Organisation--- ValueCap.
Description: You can enter into "Shapeshift" state, which enable you to confuse your enemy(Malaysian People) and create illusions to the other people in the world. Not a very useful skill in combat, but good in escaping from being held responsible.
Cooldown: 7 days
Rating: 5/10
Skill No. 3: To "Kill The Enemy" Without Using Your Own Sword
Want to rescue the economy crisis? No need to use the money from very profitable "private-owned" company Petronas. Just use other people's money, like the taxpayer's money. The benefit of this tactic: No risk, High Return. Loss covered by you, Profit go into my own pocket.
Because in the end, who knows what does the so-called "loan" contract by KWSP consist of? No repayment period, no interest rate, no securities, no nothing. Besides, even there is such thing in the contract, there is still 1 beautiful thing called "substance over form". This tactic is of the highest standard, highly recommended for Malaysia purpose, and track record has proven no failure.
Description: Grant you "Vampiric Aura" and Money-Drain. Approx. RM500 mil sucked per investment made. A very useful skill if you want to "FARM". Farming is important if you wanna buy good and nice equipment in the latter stage of the game eg. the Klang Palace.
Cooldown: When There Is Government Investment
Rating: 8/10
Skill No. 4: High Efficient
This ULTIMATE SKILL is granted by the Malaysia Godlike Party a.k.a UMNO which has absolute power over all Malaysian. When US needs to go through endless debate to approve the US$700 Billion fund of the poor to save the rich, Malaysia just need 1 man to get the job done. Malaysia environment is zone of no-debate. Parliament is just a place for tourists and students for visiting purpose.
Description: You will enter into an AVATAR state. Immune to all magical spells like people's voice(ISA); invulnerable from normal attacks like the law and constitution, equip you with Divine Rapier+250 damage which ensure that all your self-decided policies implemented as fast as rocket.
Cooldown: Unlimited Use
Rating 10/10
With the creation of this new hero, I believe DOTE will be as interesting as usual. If you like to see money being burnt.
Hero Name: M'SIA FINANCE MINISTRY
Primary Damage: 75-90 CHAOS DAMAGE (Weapon Equiped--Incoming UMNO President)
Armor: 50 (UMNO Shield--Damage reduction 90%)
Strength: 66.1
Intelligence: 25.3
Agility: 7.4
Both RANGED and MELEE HERO
Skill No. 1 : Self-Hypnosis.
Just last week, when most of the countries in the world like US, UK, Australia, including our best neighbour Singapore announced that they are planning to come out ways to raise fund to help to save the current market crisis, the Finance Ministry tried to hypnotize everyone that Malaysia is doing good, Malaysia got good corporate governance, Malaysia has no worries, Malaysia this, Malaysia that.... This phenomenon is called entering into "self-protection mode". Normally, this will happen alongside with selectively forgetful disease.
Description: You can enter into "Berserk" state, increase your damage by 20%, makes you think that you "BOLEH"(capable) in doing anything.
Cooldown: Unlimited Use
Rating: 7/10
Skill No. 2: Attitude-Changing (as fast as the weather and some say as women)
1 week later, out of really sudden, the Finance Ministry is coming out with a "3-course meal" menu including the RM5 Billion "borrowed" from KWSP(where all your precious EPF money are stored) to invest in the famous but very unknown and as secretive as the Mafia Organisation--- ValueCap.
Description: You can enter into "Shapeshift" state, which enable you to confuse your enemy(Malaysian People) and create illusions to the other people in the world. Not a very useful skill in combat, but good in escaping from being held responsible.
Cooldown: 7 days
Rating: 5/10
Skill No. 3: To "Kill The Enemy" Without Using Your Own Sword
Want to rescue the economy crisis? No need to use the money from very profitable "private-owned" company Petronas. Just use other people's money, like the taxpayer's money. The benefit of this tactic: No risk, High Return. Loss covered by you, Profit go into my own pocket.
Because in the end, who knows what does the so-called "loan" contract by KWSP consist of? No repayment period, no interest rate, no securities, no nothing. Besides, even there is such thing in the contract, there is still 1 beautiful thing called "substance over form". This tactic is of the highest standard, highly recommended for Malaysia purpose, and track record has proven no failure.
Description: Grant you "Vampiric Aura" and Money-Drain. Approx. RM500 mil sucked per investment made. A very useful skill if you want to "FARM". Farming is important if you wanna buy good and nice equipment in the latter stage of the game eg. the Klang Palace.
Cooldown: When There Is Government Investment
Rating: 8/10
Skill No. 4: High Efficient
This ULTIMATE SKILL is granted by the Malaysia Godlike Party a.k.a UMNO which has absolute power over all Malaysian. When US needs to go through endless debate to approve the US$700 Billion fund of the poor to save the rich, Malaysia just need 1 man to get the job done. Malaysia environment is zone of no-debate. Parliament is just a place for tourists and students for visiting purpose.
Description: You will enter into an AVATAR state. Immune to all magical spells like people's voice(ISA); invulnerable from normal attacks like the law and constitution, equip you with Divine Rapier+250 damage which ensure that all your self-decided policies implemented as fast as rocket.
Cooldown: Unlimited Use
Rating 10/10
With the creation of this new hero, I believe DOTE will be as interesting as usual. If you like to see money being burnt.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
寂寞考
十月, 多雨之秋, 也是多事之秋.
我的身边发生了很多事, 政治上的变动, 经济上的窘境, 通膨的压力, 以及其他的绿豆芝麻的事. 我不说, 你应该也知道吧!
你曾说过, 政治是肮脏的, 所以这篇东西我不会牵扯到肮脏的东西, 哈哈.
前几天刚会马六甲跟我爸庆祝生日, 然后去了未来大嫂的家乡一趟. 所以这几天都在奔波中, 有点累. 想一想12月的考试, 还真的有点担心.
P2, P3, 还有天杀的F5！真希望能够在明年六月毕业, 你会保佑我的吧！
一千五百多个日子, 原来真么快就过去了. 这些日子, 我以为我已经适应没有你的日子.
我以为我喜欢上其他人, 才发觉原来她的背影与你很相似.
我以为, 寂寞它有什么大不了？
但是, 这四年来, 才发现, 却真是寂寞它考倒了我.
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