Monday, July 21, 2008

Multiple Choice Questions (MCQ)

Association of Certified Charted Malaysian (ACCM)
The Ultimate Professional Level
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Exam Time: A Few Minutes
Exam Source: Contribution from tyTay of Sin Chew Daily (http://www.sinchew-i.com/commentary/published/date/20080719/5)
Instruction: This paper being the last paper of the syllabus, will contain 12 questions dealing with science, economic, legal and social issues that everyone is wondering about recently. This is to prepare you to be a qualified Malaysian. Please read the question carefully before answering the question.
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Q1. What is the period of validity of a DNA?
A. 1 Day
B. 1 Year
C. 10 Years
D. Forever
Q2. Why is a new DNA required?
A. The old DNA has expired
B. The old DNA was lost
C. Don't know how to use the old DNA
D. The old DNA might be someone else
Q3. What is the use of "STATUTARY DECLARATION"?
A. If you believe it, then it is the truth; if you don't then it is rubbish
B. See whether the police believe it or not
C. It is of no use at all
D. Depends whether it is the 1st one or the 2nd one
Q4. What is the outcome of issuing a STATUTORY DECLARATION?
A. Being sued
B. Being protected
C. Missing in action
D. Being granted a long vacation
Q5. What is the HIGH RISK occupation in Malaysia?
A. Politician
B. Private Detective
C. Blogger
D. Photographer
Q6. Why ANWAR was arrested earlier than he should be?
A. He wanted to run away
B. The police and SWAT is rushing to have lunch
C. The police and SWAT is rushing to let Anwar eat curry rice
D. Due to traffic jam
Q7. Why there is traffic jam?
A. To encourage the people to use LRT, KTM, PUTRA, RAPID......
B. The Profit After Tax of Petronas increases, therefore encourage the people to spend more
C. To prove that during traffic jam, IMPORT CAR (eg. Ferrari) and NATIONAL CAR (eg. Proton) are similarly slow in speed.
D.To prove that the police is indeed doint their jobs.
Q8. What is inside the mind of the drivers during the traffic jam?
A. Don't dare to drive anymore
B. Feel that the police force is super diligent
C. Wanting to join the Demonstration
D. Hope that the next General Election is coming soon
Q9. What is the lesson learnt after the debate between Anwar & Shabery?
A. Understand the hard reason behind the increase of petrol price
B. Understand why petrol price shouldn't increase
C. Should pay heed to the manners when talking
D. Should be careful of the saliva when talking
Q10. What is the feeling of Malaysian after the debate?
A. Very Brave
B. Very 'CHAM' (pathetic)
C. Goodbye, Minister
D. Why Mahathir was not invited to attend this debate
Q11. Who should answer children asked the meaning of "SODOMY"?
A. Parents
B. Inspector-General of Police
C. Attorney General
D. Minister of Education
Q12. If the children asked about SODOMY, it shows:
A. they can be police
B. they can be Attorney General
C. they can be politician
D. they are fated to born as a Malaysian
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END OF QUESTIONS

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lol answer leh?

PairsBlue said...

lol.
No answer la.......

Grue said...

lol..i tot got 221 questions or smt