第1640日。阴天。
请不要怪我取个这么俗的标题，呵呵。
其实若不是因为溏心风暴，我还真没想到用blog来写些东西给你。其他人如kennysia之流写了三四五年了，我却才刚开始。（你没看过溏心风暴吧？你走的时候都戏还没开拍呢！）
好久都没有给你写东西了，不过我还在学习如何做Biscotti，并没有搁下，虽然最近课程有点繁忙。
去了一趟咖啡屋，点了一杯曼特宁，但是喝下去感觉却不一样了。开始时我问侍应是不是拿错了，然后再去问店主是不是泡错了；得到的答案是100%曼特宁，外加一个“你到底有没有喝过mandheling”的眼神。
原来并不是所有的咖啡屋的曼特宁都是同一种味道的，虽然苦涩的味道大同小异，但就是好像少了什么似的。可能是咖啡豆放少了，水的温度不对了，我也说不出是什么原因。也有可能是心情不一样了。也有可能是因为我还没习惯喝曼特宁的时候没有你的笑声。
我发觉我把所有事情都想得太理所当然了，就好像现在mamak的roti telur并不是理所当然的像以前有大葱的，加大葱的附加费是20sen。
人与人，除了亲情，其他的感情也不是理所当然的，你说是吗？
我看着身边的人都在忙着facebook，friendster，msn 等等的网络通讯，爱情啊，友情啊什么的都靠这些虚拟的网络维持着。Comment来Comment回，基本上就只是几秒的时间，前提是如果大家都在网上的话。
可是，感情这东西有时像葡萄汁变成葡萄酒一样，需要时间的酝酿与发酵。
可惜网络上的facebook和msn太快了，少了时间的酝酿与发酵，因而累积的情感，来得快，去得也快。
或许，是我落伍了吧，在这个科技时代，谁还会再用笔写信交朋友啊。可是我就是喜欢写在纸上的字迹，比那些电脑荧幕上的虚拟字体多了份真心。
你也是吧？不然我们也不会因为传字条而开始。而你最后留给我的那封信我还留着，虽然到现在我还是非常讨厌信末的那五个对不起，也不再说对不起，顶多是用无关痛痒的sorry代替。
但是最近我却不得不用了那个字眼，为了一场误会，为了不成理由的理由，为了还人情；他们并不像我习惯了寂寞，他们需要朋友，尤其是女生；也亏得他们一起来向我“逼宫”，egoistic那种鬼话都说出来了，我才发觉那几个女生对他们的重要性，呵呵。都是男人啊，我都明白的，所以我也只好成全他们，免得断了他们的路，也算还了他们平时载送我这个无车阶级的情份，也算互不拖欠。
V刚刚凌晨才来找我哭诉了，乱七八糟的两三个小时，才让她的男友给带走。我那狗窝还真的是避难所啊，男啊女啊都有。J那条粉肠前几天来说与他的雌分了，硬是跟我劈了两打啤酒，丫的，害我想消一消我的啤酒肚都不行。总之有欢喜，有悲伤，有忧愁，有悲伤，甚至暧昧的，到单恋的到有。 他们的人生真是多姿多彩到台湾的偶像剧都可以来跟我取材了。
其实啊，我真的不知道人伤害人的理由到底是什么。而感情却是个双面刃，想伤害别人的永远都会伤到自己。七伤拳听过了吧，所以还是少碰为妙啊，你说是吗？
喂，问你个问题，我是个很不负责任的人吗？
我一向都觉得我不是一个胆怯的人。自从我八岁克服怕鬼的心理后，我觉得我并没有什么怕的，没有什么不敢做的。但竟然有人说我是个懦夫，说我不敢面对自己的感情，说我害怕感情，说我是一个不肯负责任的人，还有一些有的没的。我当时发神经大声地回了句说，不是我不肯负责任，而是我想负责任的机会没有了。
我想，我的语气是重了些。
五月天--你不是真正的快乐。
紫菱啊，可能假面戴得多了，我好像真的失去了感觉了。
唉，别说这些烦人又没结果的事。
你知道吗，记忆这东西虽然有时比想象中糟得多，但有时却好得出乎你想象。
我想，可能是因为我不能再见到你，所以很多关于你的记忆都非常的清晰。
就像视障人士因为看不见所以听觉比一般人敏锐，而听障人士因为听不见所以视觉比一般人敏锐的道理一样。
哎，我在语无伦次了。
不知曾几何时，我的脑海就一直在数着日子，我想并不是我刻意的去记得吧，acca那么多乱七八糟的东西都够我受了。
我的理由是，可能读会计的对数字比较敏感吧！
原来你已经离开1640天了啊！刚好四年半了。
天阴阴的，cybercafe里全都是玩L4D的咖。等下可能会下雨吧！
1640，不知道magnum4D 会开这个号码吗？呵呵。
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Summer April
This post comes a bit late because it supposed to be up like in the middle of March.
But before I knew it, it's already April.
Ya, today is 1 April 2009. 60 days more to ACCA Examination. Well this is just a reminder for myself in case i forget about it.
Things that happen during March for your info:
Projek Warga.
My 1st presentation project in 3 years ever since I join ACCA eventhough I am not doing the presentation on stage. Given an opportunity to deal with Bahasa Malaysia for the 1st time after like more than 6 years because the language used is BM.
It reminds me of my older days. It reminds me of my first public appearance on stage when I was 6; my 1st story-telling when I was 7; my 1st public speaking experience when I was 11. And also my 1st drama appearance when I was 14.
When I looked at my friends practising prior to the competition, it brought back a lot of my memories when I was still very young.
Well, I realised I was actually a very active boy last time. LOL.
Progress Test 2.
Normal routine of Sunway ACCA. Nothing special about it.
Sunway ACCA Nite.
Attend for the 1st time during my 3 years in Sunway. My last similar event was the Asean Dance. Everyone around me was, to some extent, quite high on that night. In the midst of the shouting and cheering, I realised I no longer feel excitement anymore.
激情过后，一切总归平淡。
Mr. Goh singled me out to tell me that all my good frens are not my true fren today. Haha. It seemed that my frens' prank din work out the way they wanted.
Major Arcana. The Hanged Man, XII.
This is the card that I picked long time ago. So long that I even forget that this is my fate.
Today is April's Fool day. So i think it's ok to be a fool today.
Happy April's Fool Day!
But before I knew it, it's already April.
Ya, today is 1 April 2009. 60 days more to ACCA Examination. Well this is just a reminder for myself in case i forget about it.
Things that happen during March for your info:
Projek Warga.
My 1st presentation project in 3 years ever since I join ACCA eventhough I am not doing the presentation on stage. Given an opportunity to deal with Bahasa Malaysia for the 1st time after like more than 6 years because the language used is BM.
It reminds me of my older days. It reminds me of my first public appearance on stage when I was 6; my 1st story-telling when I was 7; my 1st public speaking experience when I was 11. And also my 1st drama appearance when I was 14.
When I looked at my friends practising prior to the competition, it brought back a lot of my memories when I was still very young.
Well, I realised I was actually a very active boy last time. LOL.
Progress Test 2.
Normal routine of Sunway ACCA. Nothing special about it.
Sunway ACCA Nite.
Attend for the 1st time during my 3 years in Sunway. My last similar event was the Asean Dance. Everyone around me was, to some extent, quite high on that night. In the midst of the shouting and cheering, I realised I no longer feel excitement anymore.
激情过后，一切总归平淡。
Mr. Goh singled me out to tell me that all my good frens are not my true fren today. Haha. It seemed that my frens' prank din work out the way they wanted.
Major Arcana. The Hanged Man, XII.
This is the card that I picked long time ago. So long that I even forget that this is my fate.
Today is April's Fool day. So i think it's ok to be a fool today.
Happy April's Fool Day!
Thursday, February 19, 2009
February's Random
Today is 19 Feb 2009.
For more than 1 month I've not been updating. It's not because I am lazy, not because I'm busy;
It's because the place I stay now has no internet access.
I feel that I am myself when it's at night. It's when in the darkness I feel safe to take down my mask and get back the real me. Probably that's the time when I don't have any nonsense in my mind.
Tranquility.
ACCA results are out. It seems that I'll have chance to graduate by end of June.
If I passed the remaining 4 papers. LOL! Seems so impossible.
I used to talk about politic, and you know that. But I feel it's getting nowhere. After the "Jumper" incident that happen in Perak, I think that I overestimated myself. I always thought that I know the current situation well, but it turns out that actually I am very blur.
Nobody is your friend or your enemy forever. How true!
So, maybe I should talk about what I know next time. Accounting and Business maybe?
Sold rose during Valentine's day. 1st time experience in wrapping flower. Just hope that people that bought roses from me can bear with it.
I am still learning to do biscotti. Next time would be my 13th attempt.
So, do you plan to tell me what have you put inside last time besides vanilla extract? I can never make the biscotti taste like that.
Even if you don't tell me, I am confident that I am able to find out myself. Then I shall bring the biscotti to see you, along with your favourite mandheling.
That, will be, maybe after my 50th attempt.
For more than 1 month I've not been updating. It's not because I am lazy, not because I'm busy;
It's because the place I stay now has no internet access.
I feel that I am myself when it's at night. It's when in the darkness I feel safe to take down my mask and get back the real me. Probably that's the time when I don't have any nonsense in my mind.
Tranquility.
ACCA results are out. It seems that I'll have chance to graduate by end of June.
If I passed the remaining 4 papers. LOL! Seems so impossible.
I used to talk about politic, and you know that. But I feel it's getting nowhere. After the "Jumper" incident that happen in Perak, I think that I overestimated myself. I always thought that I know the current situation well, but it turns out that actually I am very blur.
Nobody is your friend or your enemy forever. How true!
So, maybe I should talk about what I know next time. Accounting and Business maybe?
Sold rose during Valentine's day. 1st time experience in wrapping flower. Just hope that people that bought roses from me can bear with it.
I am still learning to do biscotti. Next time would be my 13th attempt.
So, do you plan to tell me what have you put inside last time besides vanilla extract? I can never make the biscotti taste like that.
Even if you don't tell me, I am confident that I am able to find out myself. Then I shall bring the biscotti to see you, along with your favourite mandheling.
That, will be, maybe after my 50th attempt.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Bla Bla 2009
Haven't updated for 2 months. This blog is so unfamiliar to me that I almost forgot its existence. I am seriously thinking of applying streamyx for the house in my hometown. More than 1 month of no internet life made me feel like disconnected from the world.
December last year was wedding's peak period. Everyone around me seemed to be rushing to get married before 2008 ends. I wonder whether they feel 2009 might not be a good year ahead.
Well I am very hopeful towards 2009 because the previous year 2008 was so bad that it could not get worse.
Economic recession? Well it's the aftermath of 2008 and got nothing to do with 2009.
Toll price increase? That bunch of draculas are already there for a long time, even before I was born. And their presence are legal and protected by the law.
The war in Gaza? Come on, they have already been fighting since they exist. It's useless to wish that there will be peace as it will never come true. The prologue of WorldWar3 has already started, but in the form that we are not familiar with.
Barrack Obama said " Yes, We Can Change". But I dunno whether we have the ability to change and what can we change.
I watch The Matrix again on TV for like after 10 years. Then I realised that we need much more courage than this to change, to fight with our fate.
This entry is a bit in a mess, just like my mind now, and I think the world too.
And I am now sitting in the college foyer, typing all this mess for like 3 hours.
Nice and peaceful Sunday morning, eventhough there is no hot chicks in the foyer at this time.
Oh ya, Happy New Year to everyone, very late but better than never.
December last year was wedding's peak period. Everyone around me seemed to be rushing to get married before 2008 ends. I wonder whether they feel 2009 might not be a good year ahead.
Well I am very hopeful towards 2009 because the previous year 2008 was so bad that it could not get worse.
Economic recession? Well it's the aftermath of 2008 and got nothing to do with 2009.
Toll price increase? That bunch of draculas are already there for a long time, even before I was born. And their presence are legal and protected by the law.
The war in Gaza? Come on, they have already been fighting since they exist. It's useless to wish that there will be peace as it will never come true. The prologue of WorldWar3 has already started, but in the form that we are not familiar with.
Barrack Obama said " Yes, We Can Change". But I dunno whether we have the ability to change and what can we change.
I watch The Matrix again on TV for like after 10 years. Then I realised that we need much more courage than this to change, to fight with our fate.
This entry is a bit in a mess, just like my mind now, and I think the world too.
And I am now sitting in the college foyer, typing all this mess for like 3 hours.
Nice and peaceful Sunday morning, eventhough there is no hot chicks in the foyer at this time.
Oh ya, Happy New Year to everyone, very late but better than never.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
The Story Of Mr. Alor
There is this one guy.
He is born in Malaysia and of course he is a Malaysian. And as usual, he has a typical Malaysian kind of name-- Alor.
Mr. Alor dunno why he is named like that. He just know that since he was born, everyone called him Alor. He did not like this name. Unfortunately he had no choice but to stick with it.
As Mr. Alor became older, the more he disliked his name. Everytime he went on holiday tours to other countries using "company's money", he meets with different people from different countries. The more he went outstation, the more he disliked his name.
Finally, after the 15th "holiday tour" and spending nearly RM1.5 mil, he had enough and decided that it's time to change his name.
Now, the question is, change to what name?
Mr. Alor cracked his head for days and nights. He even had a committee to help to get him a new name. It cannot be James, George, Ronaldo, Obama and stuffs like that because he had met enough of them. He wanted something special. A name that will make him feel superior over the others. A name that will make him proud of himself.
Suddenly, a movie posters caught his attention. It's "Superman Returns". It enlightened him.
Therefore, his new name would be named after VENUS a.k.a KEJORA.
What's more special and superior than having a "non-earth name"? Mr. Kejora and his committee members were very excited for this new name thingy and can't wait to share with the whole world about this.
The outcome is really unpleasant. At least for Mr. Kejora.
Everyone around him were against his decision of changing names. His boss dun like it, his friends dun appreciate it, his neighbours dun understand it, even strangers were criticising it.
He forgot that eventhough he thinks that he comes from other planet, he is still living on earth. He is still in Malaysia which has its own culture.
After facing much pressure, especially coming from his boss, Mr. Kejora had no choice but to give in and used back the name that he disliked--Alor.
In Mr. Alor's mind, he was still wondering why changing his name to Kejora was so difficult.
His final conclusion: Most probably the people in Malaysia and on Earth were just jealous about the fact that he is a superman who comes from Venus.
He is born in Malaysia and of course he is a Malaysian. And as usual, he has a typical Malaysian kind of name-- Alor.
Mr. Alor dunno why he is named like that. He just know that since he was born, everyone called him Alor. He did not like this name. Unfortunately he had no choice but to stick with it.
As Mr. Alor became older, the more he disliked his name. Everytime he went on holiday tours to other countries using "company's money", he meets with different people from different countries. The more he went outstation, the more he disliked his name.
Finally, after the 15th "holiday tour" and spending nearly RM1.5 mil, he had enough and decided that it's time to change his name.
Now, the question is, change to what name?
Mr. Alor cracked his head for days and nights. He even had a committee to help to get him a new name. It cannot be James, George, Ronaldo, Obama and stuffs like that because he had met enough of them. He wanted something special. A name that will make him feel superior over the others. A name that will make him proud of himself.
Suddenly, a movie posters caught his attention. It's "Superman Returns". It enlightened him.
Therefore, his new name would be named after VENUS a.k.a KEJORA.
What's more special and superior than having a "non-earth name"? Mr. Kejora and his committee members were very excited for this new name thingy and can't wait to share with the whole world about this.
The outcome is really unpleasant. At least for Mr. Kejora.
Everyone around him were against his decision of changing names. His boss dun like it, his friends dun appreciate it, his neighbours dun understand it, even strangers were criticising it.
He forgot that eventhough he thinks that he comes from other planet, he is still living on earth. He is still in Malaysia which has its own culture.
After facing much pressure, especially coming from his boss, Mr. Kejora had no choice but to give in and used back the name that he disliked--Alor.
In Mr. Alor's mind, he was still wondering why changing his name to Kejora was so difficult.
His final conclusion: Most probably the people in Malaysia and on Earth were just jealous about the fact that he is a superman who comes from Venus.
Monday, October 27, 2008
The Reasoning Behind All The Sex Scandals
I heard about a story recently.
Once a upon a time, during a session in the parliament, Tunku Abdul Rahman challenged all the MPs to raise up their hand if any of them never had committed adultery before. The end result is that nobody raised up their hand then besides 1 chinese MP.
This story was told by Mr. Tun Ling, ex-president of MCA.
The moral of the story, according to Tun Ling, was that every man sitting at high position in this world has too much energy left over, thus they have to find different ways to release these "energy".
And of course, at the end of his story-telling, Tun Ling said he is not one of them.
Set aside the reliability of the content of the story, it really gives me a new perspective regarding all the famous sex scandals that happened in the long past and recently.
Politic Region
US President--J.F.Kennedy and Bill Clinton
Malaysia ex-Health Minister--Dato Chua Soi Lek
Malaysia c-4 Man-- ?????(unknown figutive)
Celebrity Region
X-Files Actor-- David Duchovny
HK Actor-- Edison Chan
Student Region?!
LimKokWing University--1 guy, 2 girls
(And the list will sure go on and on + those not surfacing yet.)
So, based on my knowledge from the incidents above and by cross-referencing with the message that Tun Ling tried to convey, I had come up with few conclusions on sex scandal.
1. Every man in this world is "naughty" naturally.
2. Every man in this world sure will commit adultery, the matter is whether it is revealed or not. 3. If the man apologize after you have done "something wrong", most likely you will be forgiven.
4. Besides wealth and high position in the society, every man in this world must equip themselves with other skills professional skills eg. photoshooting, video recording in order to capture the girl in this world.
5. Girls in this world will normally like men that are "naughty" and "bad".
And again, respected Tun Ling is not included in the list of the man in this world. He is the only pure soul in this world, not committing the "wrong thing" that every man in this world will do.
Now, I know why no girls like me already.
It is because I have no money, I am a nobody, I dunno photography, and most importantly, I am not naughty.
Shit! Like that I become like Tun Ling already.
No no. I am not refering to myself.
Once a upon a time, during a session in the parliament, Tunku Abdul Rahman challenged all the MPs to raise up their hand if any of them never had committed adultery before. The end result is that nobody raised up their hand then besides 1 chinese MP.
This story was told by Mr. Tun Ling, ex-president of MCA.
The moral of the story, according to Tun Ling, was that every man sitting at high position in this world has too much energy left over, thus they have to find different ways to release these "energy".
And of course, at the end of his story-telling, Tun Ling said he is not one of them.
Set aside the reliability of the content of the story, it really gives me a new perspective regarding all the famous sex scandals that happened in the long past and recently.
Politic Region
US President--J.F.Kennedy and Bill Clinton
Malaysia ex-Health Minister--Dato Chua Soi Lek
Malaysia c-4 Man-- ?????(unknown figutive)
Celebrity Region
X-Files Actor-- David Duchovny
HK Actor-- Edison Chan
Student Region?!
LimKokWing University--1 guy, 2 girls
(And the list will sure go on and on + those not surfacing yet.)
So, based on my knowledge from the incidents above and by cross-referencing with the message that Tun Ling tried to convey, I had come up with few conclusions on sex scandal.
1. Every man in this world is "naughty" naturally.
2. Every man in this world sure will commit adultery, the matter is whether it is revealed or not. 3. If the man apologize after you have done "something wrong", most likely you will be forgiven.
4. Besides wealth and high position in the society, every man in this world must equip themselves with other skills professional skills eg. photoshooting, video recording in order to capture the girl in this world.
5. Girls in this world will normally like men that are "naughty" and "bad".
And again, respected Tun Ling is not included in the list of the man in this world. He is the only pure soul in this world, not committing the "wrong thing" that every man in this world will do.
Now, I know why no girls like me already.
It is because I have no money, I am a nobody, I dunno photography, and most importantly, I am not naughty.
Shit! Like that I become like Tun Ling already.
No no. I am not refering to myself.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
New Hero Of DOTE
There is this New Hero in WarCraft 4-DOTE (Defense of the Economy) which really impress me. I believe it is the strongest ever hero being created.
Hero Name: M'SIA FINANCE MINISTRY
Primary Damage: 75-90 CHAOS DAMAGE (Weapon Equiped--Incoming UMNO President)
Armor: 50 (UMNO Shield--Damage reduction 90%)
Strength: 66.1
Intelligence: 25.3
Agility: 7.4
Both RANGED and MELEE HERO
Skill No. 1 : Self-Hypnosis.
Just last week, when most of the countries in the world like US, UK, Australia, including our best neighbour Singapore announced that they are planning to come out ways to raise fund to help to save the current market crisis, the Finance Ministry tried to hypnotize everyone that Malaysia is doing good, Malaysia got good corporate governance, Malaysia has no worries, Malaysia this, Malaysia that.... This phenomenon is called entering into "self-protection mode". Normally, this will happen alongside with selectively forgetful disease.
Description: You can enter into "Berserk" state, increase your damage by 20%, makes you think that you "BOLEH"(capable) in doing anything.
Cooldown: Unlimited Use
Rating: 7/10
Skill No. 2: Attitude-Changing (as fast as the weather and some say as women)
1 week later, out of really sudden, the Finance Ministry is coming out with a "3-course meal" menu including the RM5 Billion "borrowed" from KWSP(where all your precious EPF money are stored) to invest in the famous but very unknown and as secretive as the Mafia Organisation--- ValueCap.
Description: You can enter into "Shapeshift" state, which enable you to confuse your enemy(Malaysian People) and create illusions to the other people in the world. Not a very useful skill in combat, but good in escaping from being held responsible.
Cooldown: 7 days
Rating: 5/10
Skill No. 3: To "Kill The Enemy" Without Using Your Own Sword
Want to rescue the economy crisis? No need to use the money from very profitable "private-owned" company Petronas. Just use other people's money, like the taxpayer's money. The benefit of this tactic: No risk, High Return. Loss covered by you, Profit go into my own pocket.
Because in the end, who knows what does the so-called "loan" contract by KWSP consist of? No repayment period, no interest rate, no securities, no nothing. Besides, even there is such thing in the contract, there is still 1 beautiful thing called "substance over form". This tactic is of the highest standard, highly recommended for Malaysia purpose, and track record has proven no failure.
Description: Grant you "Vampiric Aura" and Money-Drain. Approx. RM500 mil sucked per investment made. A very useful skill if you want to "FARM". Farming is important if you wanna buy good and nice equipment in the latter stage of the game eg. the Klang Palace.
Cooldown: When There Is Government Investment
Rating: 8/10
Skill No. 4: High Efficient
This ULTIMATE SKILL is granted by the Malaysia Godlike Party a.k.a UMNO which has absolute power over all Malaysian. When US needs to go through endless debate to approve the US$700 Billion fund of the poor to save the rich, Malaysia just need 1 man to get the job done. Malaysia environment is zone of no-debate. Parliament is just a place for tourists and students for visiting purpose.
Description: You will enter into an AVATAR state. Immune to all magical spells like people's voice(ISA); invulnerable from normal attacks like the law and constitution, equip you with Divine Rapier+250 damage which ensure that all your self-decided policies implemented as fast as rocket.
Cooldown: Unlimited Use
Rating 10/10
With the creation of this new hero, I believe DOTE will be as interesting as usual. If you like to see money being burnt.
Hero Name: M'SIA FINANCE MINISTRY
Primary Damage: 75-90 CHAOS DAMAGE (Weapon Equiped--Incoming UMNO President)
Armor: 50 (UMNO Shield--Damage reduction 90%)
Strength: 66.1
Intelligence: 25.3
Agility: 7.4
Both RANGED and MELEE HERO
Skill No. 1 : Self-Hypnosis.
Just last week, when most of the countries in the world like US, UK, Australia, including our best neighbour Singapore announced that they are planning to come out ways to raise fund to help to save the current market crisis, the Finance Ministry tried to hypnotize everyone that Malaysia is doing good, Malaysia got good corporate governance, Malaysia has no worries, Malaysia this, Malaysia that.... This phenomenon is called entering into "self-protection mode". Normally, this will happen alongside with selectively forgetful disease.
Description: You can enter into "Berserk" state, increase your damage by 20%, makes you think that you "BOLEH"(capable) in doing anything.
Cooldown: Unlimited Use
Rating: 7/10
Skill No. 2: Attitude-Changing (as fast as the weather and some say as women)
1 week later, out of really sudden, the Finance Ministry is coming out with a "3-course meal" menu including the RM5 Billion "borrowed" from KWSP(where all your precious EPF money are stored) to invest in the famous but very unknown and as secretive as the Mafia Organisation--- ValueCap.
Description: You can enter into "Shapeshift" state, which enable you to confuse your enemy(Malaysian People) and create illusions to the other people in the world. Not a very useful skill in combat, but good in escaping from being held responsible.
Cooldown: 7 days
Rating: 5/10
Skill No. 3: To "Kill The Enemy" Without Using Your Own Sword
Want to rescue the economy crisis? No need to use the money from very profitable "private-owned" company Petronas. Just use other people's money, like the taxpayer's money. The benefit of this tactic: No risk, High Return. Loss covered by you, Profit go into my own pocket.
Because in the end, who knows what does the so-called "loan" contract by KWSP consist of? No repayment period, no interest rate, no securities, no nothing. Besides, even there is such thing in the contract, there is still 1 beautiful thing called "substance over form". This tactic is of the highest standard, highly recommended for Malaysia purpose, and track record has proven no failure.
Description: Grant you "Vampiric Aura" and Money-Drain. Approx. RM500 mil sucked per investment made. A very useful skill if you want to "FARM". Farming is important if you wanna buy good and nice equipment in the latter stage of the game eg. the Klang Palace.
Cooldown: When There Is Government Investment
Rating: 8/10
Skill No. 4: High Efficient
This ULTIMATE SKILL is granted by the Malaysia Godlike Party a.k.a UMNO which has absolute power over all Malaysian. When US needs to go through endless debate to approve the US$700 Billion fund of the poor to save the rich, Malaysia just need 1 man to get the job done. Malaysia environment is zone of no-debate. Parliament is just a place for tourists and students for visiting purpose.
Description: You will enter into an AVATAR state. Immune to all magical spells like people's voice(ISA); invulnerable from normal attacks like the law and constitution, equip you with Divine Rapier+250 damage which ensure that all your self-decided policies implemented as fast as rocket.
Cooldown: Unlimited Use
Rating 10/10
With the creation of this new hero, I believe DOTE will be as interesting as usual. If you like to see money being burnt.
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